this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif
certified iconic post
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every day god finds new ways to torture john constantine
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this is why I keep my DMs open
I AM BEING HUNTED
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i think click (2006) should have ended with a weeping adam sandler putting the remote to his head and pressing the power button repeatedly to no effect
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i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.
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horrid little cat saved me from my devil’s nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth
pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute
oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:
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